太热的搞笑短句子（朋友圈天气热搞笑）

It’s hot. Looking for someone to fight.

二，宁可在空调房里哭 也不在风扇下笑。

Would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under a fan.

三，这么热的天气 能约出去的都是生死之交。

It is the turn of life and death that can be asked out in such hot weather.

四，从今天开始 我不是单身狗了 我是热狗

Starting today, I’m not a single dog. I’m a hot dog

五，拌个凉菜得赶紧吃 要不一会就变成麻辣烫。

If you mix a cold dish, you have to eat it quickly or it will become hot spicy.

六，化了一个小时的妆 打开门素颜了。

I’ve been wearing makeup for an hour. I opened the door.

七，这天那么热 男朋友跟别人跑了 我都不想追

It’s such a hot day. My boyfriend ran off with someone else. I don’t even want to chase him

八，很热吗？你们不是至死怀念夏天吗

Is it hot? Don’t you miss summer to death

九，拉shi两分钟，擦汗两小时

Pull the shi for two minutes and wipe the sweat for two hours

十，夏天的风我永远记得清清楚楚的说要热死我.

I always remember the summer wind clearly saying it was going to heat me up.

十一，我们不认识没关系 这天这么热 过小会儿我们就熟了.

We don’t know each other. It’s okay. It’s so hot. We’ll know each other in a little while.

十二，天气好热 感觉自己像烤盘上行走的滋滋的肥肉.

It’s so hot. I feel like fat walking on a baking sheet.

十三，天要再这么热下去 我冰淇淋的身份都快被曝光了.

If it gets this hot again, my ice cream identity is about to be exposed.

十四，请问有霸道总裁吗 听说那玩意会自动降低周围的温度.

Excuse me, is there an overbearing president? I heard that thing will automatically lower the surrounding temperature.

十五，又到了头顶煎鸡蛋的季节了

It’s time to fry eggs overhead again

十七，打败我的不是天真 是天真热.

It wasn’t the innocence that beat me. It was the heat.

十八，快让你男朋友发誓爱你一辈子吧，这天真的实在是太热了

Make your boyfriend swear to love you forever, it’s really too hot

十九，在吗 我是女娲 我要热死了 现在给我买个雪糕 我给你捏个对象

Are you there? I’m Nuwa. I’m dying of heat. Now buy me an ice cream. I’ll make you an object

二十，“徒儿，前面是火焰山吗？”“不是，前面是广东”

“disciple, is there a mountain of fire ahead? ” “No, the front is Guangdong

二十一，夏天的我，在没有空调 风扇的情况下，热的会暴走

Summer me, in the absence of air-conditioning fans, the heat will run away

二十二，天天洗头，洗头用热水又热，用冷水头疼，燥死了

Wash your hair every day, wash your hair with hot water and hot, have a headache with cold water, and dry to death

二十三，又到了上个厕所都汗流浃背的季节了

It’s time to go to the bathroom and sweat again